Jokes About Yo MammaYo Mamma's So Hairy... |
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- Yo mamma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! - Yo mamma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. - Yo mamma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! - Yo mamma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. - Yo mamma so hairy, she has afros on her nipples. - Yo mamma so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars. - Yo mamma so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts. - Yo mamma so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. - Yo mamma so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds. - Yo mamma so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. - Yo mamma so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. - Yo mamma so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men. - Yo mamma so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mamma so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. |
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