Jokes About Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma's So Stupid 3...

- Yo mamma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
- Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.