Jokes About Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma's So Stupid 2...

- Yo mamma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.