Jokes About Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma's So Big 2...

- Yo mamma's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
- Yo mamma's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
- Yo mamma's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
- Yo mamma's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
- Yo mamma's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
- Yo mamma's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
- Yo mamma's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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