Jokes About Yo MammaYo Mamma's So Old... |
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- Yo mamma's so old, I told her to act her age and she died. - Yo mamma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. - Yo mamma's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. - Yo mamma's so old, she drove a chariot to high school. - Yo mamma's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. - Yo mamma's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. - Yo mamma's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers. - Yo mamma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. - Yo mamma's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. - Yo mamma's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda. - Yo mamma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. - Yo mamma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license. - Yo mamma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment. - Yo mamma's so old, when she was young, the Dead Sea was only sick. |
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