Jokes About Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma's So Nasty 1...

- Yo mamma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
- Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.